September 24th, 2006

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FIC: Beauty and His Paramour (Lockhart/Shunpike, PG)

TITLE: Beauty and His Paramour
RATING: PG
PAIRING: Gilderoy Lockhart/Stan Shunpike
SUMMARY: In the grim future of Lord Voldemort's rule, two accidental Death Eaters find each other. I can't believe I just typed that with a straight face.
DISCLAIMER: I am not JKR or anyone else of the cool or character-owning persuasion. I am using these characters without compensation and completely without permission.
WARNINGS: See "Pairing."
NOTES: So Rana says to me, "you know who would make a good couple?" and there we go. Somewhat crack-like (but then, so was every scene with Lockhart in CoS). — 925 words.

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