Hmmm... Time for me to think about this for a while. Then I need characters, a plot, and a plan, and then the whole thing is due by the 15th of August or so.
In other news, I signed up for lameos_maximus. Whose fault was this? (looks at stephanometra ;-D)
Bunny: During the year of OoTP, a bored, frustrated and trapped-in-Grimmauld Place Sirius needs a little distraction by his fellow Order members. The het should be more central than the slash. Canon HBP pairings (Remus/Tonks, Bill/Fleur) can be referenced though not necessary, no references to Remus/Sirius please. Would love an actual plot more than just PWP, and humour/fun would be great. Any rating is fine but the hotter the better! Spanking, consensual Bondage, tickling, use of food, boots, creative positions or play all a plus!
Squicks: any form of bodily fluids other than sexual, excessive analplay (i.e. fisting), Tonks Morphing into Remus (or any other known character --that's cheating!), Tonks morphing into a boy, male cross-dressing, scat, Sirius as Padfoot, Kreacher, Buckbeak, necro, chan, the usual, darkfic, mpreg, the usual.
And finally, the Snape-o-rama Instant AU Challenge, brought to you by bethbethbeth. I'm going to see about playing if I get the snarry_games fics read and voted on!
ETA: And FINALLY, I put my name in the hat at the Collaboration Challenge. http://community.livejournal.com/hpwritetogether/427.html