PAIRING: Snape, Lupin
NOTES: JKR owns the characters. (Follow-on to "Fortune Favors". More fortune cookie fun :).)
Frowning, Severus cracked open the strangely-shaped "cookie" and fished out the small piece of paper. He gave Lupin another suspicious glare, and turned the paper over to read it.
"This is ridiculous, Lupin."
The werewolf was smiling, but he looked strangely nervous. "What does it say?"
Severus thrust the paper under Lupin's nose. You have an unusual magnetic personality.
"What rubbish. Any idiot who read that would think it applied to them, and feel flattered - but I am no idiot. It's completely random."
Lupin actually smiled more at that. "It is, isn't it? And yet..."
"I'm not getting married."