CHARACTERS: Draco, Harry
NOTES: Part of a drabble series with rotating pairs of characters. I'll link them up properly when they're done, sorry about that.
"I don't see what's so funny about it." Draco shoved his hands into his pockets.
Potter, still chuckling, wiped the tears from his eyes. "Sorry... I'll tell you." He glanced at Draco's fortune again.
"Muggles have a joke: add the words 'in bed' after the fortune. So yours means you should ask questions... in bed. Get it?"
Draco started to retort - he hardly needed advice from lovers - but then he caught Potter's eye. He wasn't making fun... he was blushing.
"What's yours say, then?"
Potter's blush deepened. "You are about to make a new friend."